Gintama

Fighting Should Be Done With Fists

30/05/2006

Eat Something Sour When You're Tired

06/06/2006

Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

13/06/2006

People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck

13/06/2006

If You're Going To Cosplay, Go All Out

20/06/2006

Boys Have A Weird Ritual That Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch A Frog You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just The Armpits

04/07/2006

Pets Resemble Their Owners

11/07/2006

If You Stop And Think About It, Your Life's A Lot Longer As An Old Guy Than A Kid! Whoa, Scary!

18/07/2006

Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

25/07/2006

Oh, Yeah! Our Crib Is Number One!

01/08/2006

Why Is The Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

08/08/2006

Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

15/08/2006

If You're A Man, Try The Swordfish! If You Go To Sleep With The Fan On You'll Get A Stomachache, So Be Careful

22/08/2006

Marriage Is Prolonging An Illusion For Your Whole Life

05/09/2006

When You're In A Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

12/09/2006

Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

19/09/2006

A Shared Soup Pot Is A Microcosm Of Life

05/10/2006

Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand And Say It

12/10/2006

Some Things Can't Be Cut With A Sword

19/10/2006

Good Things Never Come In Twos (But Bad Things Do)

26/10/2006

Don't Panic - There's A Return Policy! I Told You To Pay Attention To The News!

02/11/2006

Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

09/11/2006

You Always Remember The Things That Matter The Least

16/11/2006

Life Moves On Like A Conveyor Belt

23/11/2006

Mistaking Someone's Name Is Rude!

30/11/2006

Love Doesn't Require A Manual

07/12/2006

Love Doesn't Require A Manual (Continued) You Can't Judge A Person By His Appearance, Either

14/12/2006

People With Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

21/12/2006

People Who Say That Santa Doesn't Really Exist Actually Want To Believe In Him Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

28/12/2006

Only Children Play In The Snow Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome

11/01/2007

Ramen Shops With Long Menus Never Do Well

18/01/2007

Give A Thought To Planned Pregnancy

25/01/2007

You Can't Judge A Movie By Its Title

01/02/2007

You Know What Happens If You Pee On A Worm

08/02/2007

Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are By Just Their Silhouettes Since It Ended A Bit Early, We're Starting The Next One

15/02/2007

Mom's Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What's For Dinner

22/02/2007

Walk Your Dog At An Appropriate Speed

01/03/2007

Adults Only. We Wouldn't Want Anyone Immature In Here...

08/03/2007

Do Cherries Come From Cherry Trees?

15/03/2007

The More You're Alike, The More You Fight Whatever You Play, Play To Win

22/03/2007

A Life Without Gambling Is Like Sushi Without Wasabi

29/03/2007

Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final

05/04/2007

Milk Should Be Served At Body Temperature

12/04/2007

If You Want To See Someone, Make An Appo First

19/04/2007

Stress Makes You Bald, But It's Stressful To Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So In The End There's Nothing You Can Do

26/04/2007

Mothers Everywhere Are All The Same

03/05/2007

Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

10/05/2007

Keep An Eye On The Chief For The Day

17/05/2007

When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

24/05/2007

Croquette Sandwiches Are Always The Most Popular Food Sold At The Stalls

31/05/2007

Be Careful Not To Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

07/06/2007

The Sun Will Rise Again

14/06/2007

On A Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn To The Light

21/06/2007

Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

28/06/2007

The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable

05/07/2007

Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!

12/07/2007

Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious

19/07/2007

Dango Over Flowers

26/07/2007

For the Wind Is the Life

02/08/2007

Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors

09/08/2007

Please Help by Separating Your Trash

16/08/2007

Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

23/08/2007

Some Data Cannot Be Erased

30/08/2007

A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant Drive With A Might Attitude

06/09/2007

Think For A Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All That Good?

13/09/2007

The Manga Writer Becomes A Pro, After Doing A Stock Of Manuscripts

20/09/2007

Don't Complain About Your Job At Home, Do It Somewhere Else

27/09/2007

In Those Situations, Keep Quiet And Cook Red Rice With Beans

04/10/2007

Yesterday's Enemy, After All Is Said And Done, Is Still The Enemy

11/10/2007

People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

18/10/2007

Four Heads Are Better Than One

25/10/2007

When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something's Missing

08/11/2007

A Woman's Best Make Up Is Her Smile

15/11/2007

You Don't Stand In Line For The Ramen, You Stand In Line For The Self Satisfaction You Say Kawaii So Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff

22/11/2007

Rank Has Nothing To Do With Luck

29/11/2007

Hard-Boiled Egg On A Man's Heart

06/12/2007

Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

13/12/2007

It's Often Difficult To Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

20/12/2007

Perform A German Suplex On A Woman Who Asks If She Or The Job Is More Important

27/12/2007

The Most Exciting Part Of A Group Date Is Before It Starts

10/01/2008

What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

17/01/2008

The More Delicious The Food, The Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

24/01/2008

If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating And Start Moving

31/01/2008

Be A Person Who Can See People's Strong Points And Not Their Weak Points

07/02/2008

Even A Hero Has Issues

14/02/2008

When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab The Straps With Both Hands

21/02/2008

Men, Be A Madao

28/02/2008

If You're A Man, Don't Give Up

06/03/2008

Exaggerate The Tales Of Your Exploits By A Third, So Everyone Has A Good Time Men Have A Weakness For Girls Who Sell Flowers And Work In Pastry Shops

13/03/2008

Play Video Games For Only An Hour A Day

20/03/2008

Life And Video Games Are Full Of Bugs

27/03/2008

The More Something Is Disliked, The More Lovely It Is

03/04/2008

Rules Are Made To Be Broken

10/04/2008

Otaku Are Talkative

17/04/2008

There's A Thin Line Between Strengths And Weaknesses

24/04/2008

Important Things Are Hard To See

01/05/2008

It's All About The Beat And Timing

08/05/2008

Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

15/05/2008

Kids Don't Understand How Their Parents Feel

22/05/2008

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

29/05/2008

Life Is A Test

05/06/2008

People Are All Escapees Of Their Own Inner Prisons

12/06/2008

Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See The Things You Use For Cross-Dressing There's Almost A 100% Chance You'll Forget Your Umbrella And Hate Yourself For It

19/06/2008

Lucky Is A Man Who Gets Up And Goes To Work

26/06/2008

The Act of Polishing a Urinal Is Like the Act of Polishing One`s Heart / Subtitle Undecided

03/07/2008

When Sweet and Spicy Things Are Switched... / They Say That Adding Soy Sauce to Pudding Gives the Taste of Sea Urchin, but Really, Adding Soy Sauce to Pudding Only Gives the Taste of Soy Sauce and Pudding

10/07/2008

Summer Vacation Is The Most Fun Right Before It Begins

17/07/2008

The Older, The Wiser

24/07/2008

Beauty Is Like A Summer Fruit

31/07/2008

Even If Your Back Is Bent, Go Straight Forward

07/08/2008

Within Each Box Of Cigarettes, Are One Or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

14/08/2008

Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches Once You've Taken A Dish, You Can't Put It Back

21/08/2008

Novices Only Need A Flathead And A Phillips

28/08/2008

Imagination Is Nurtured In The 8th Grade

04/09/2008

Always Keep A Screwdriver In Your Heart

11/09/2008

When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

18/09/2008

Entering The Final Chapter!

25/09/2008

Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through The Written Word

02/10/2008

Sometimes You Must Meet To Understand

09/10/2008

Sometimes You Can't Tell Just By Meeting Someone

16/10/2008

Beware Of Food You Pick Up Off The Ground

23/10/2008

Cat Lovers And Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

30/10/2008

Fights Often Ensue During Trips

06/11/2008

Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

13/11/2008

Gin And His Excellency's Good-For-Nothings

20/11/2008

Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

27/11/2008

Before Worrying About The Earth, Think About The Even More Endangered Future Of 'Gintaman'

04/12/2008

It's Your House, You Build It

11/12/2008

99% Of Men Aren't Confident In Confessing Their Love People Who Don't Believe In Santa Are The Very Ones Who Want To Believe, You Contentious Bastard

18/12/2008

Let's Talk About The Old Days Once In A While

25/12/2008

Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

08/01/2009

Beware Of Those Who Use An Umbrella On A Sunny Day!

15/01/2009

Butting Into A Fight Is Dangerous

22/01/2009

Life Is A Series Of Choices

29/01/2009

Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand On Two Legs, Guts, And Glory Are Men

05/02/2009

Don't Trust Bedtime Stories

12/02/2009

The Color For Each Person's Bond Comes In Various Colors

19/02/2009

The Taste Of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

26/02/2009

All Adults Are Instructors For All Children

05/03/2009

Zip Up Your Fly Nice And Slowly

12/03/2009

When Breaking A Chuubert In Half, The End With The Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty To Drink From There

19/03/2009

If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them

26/03/2009

A Conversation With A Barber, During A Haircut, Is The Most Pointless Thing In The World

02/04/2009

The Heavens Created Chonmage Above Man Instead Of Another Man

09/04/2009

Sleep Helps A Child Grow

16/04/2009

That Person Looks Different From Usual During A Birthday Party

23/04/2009

The Other Side Of The Other Side Of The Other Side Would Be The Other Side

30/04/2009

It Takes A Bit Of Courage To Enter A Street Vendor's Stand

07/05/2009

Any Place With A Bunch Of Men Gathered Around Will Turn Into A Battlefield

14/05/2009

If A Friend Gets Injured, Take Him To The Hospital, Stat!

21/05/2009

If One Orange In The Box Is Rotten, The Rest Of Them Will Become Rotten Before You Realize It

28/05/2009

From A Foreigner's Perspective, You're The Foreigner. From An Alien's Perspective, You're The Alien

04/06/2009

Laputa's Still Good After Seeing It So Many Times

11/06/2009

Love Is Unconditional

18/06/2009

The Black Ships Even Make A Scene When They Sink

25/06/2009

That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better Than The Real Deal People Who Die Stay Dead

02/07/2009

If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again

09/07/2009

Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One

16/07/2009

Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too

23/07/2009

The Human Body Is Like A Little Universe

30/07/2009

The Chosen Idiots

06/08/2009

And Into The Legend...

13/08/2009

You'll Get Sued If All You Do Is Copy Others You Don't Know What You've Got Till It's Gone

20/08/2009

It All Depends On How You Use The 'Carrot And Stick' Method

27/08/2009

It's What's On The Inside That Counts It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent

04/09/2009

Are There Still People Who Go To The Ocean And Yell Out 'Bakayaro'? When A Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens

10/09/2009

People Of All Ages Hate The Dentist!

17/09/2009

Countdown Begins

24/09/2009

It's Bad Luck To See A Spider At Night

01/10/2009

Once You're Entangled In A Spiderweb, It's Hard To Get It Off

08/10/2009

It's The Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed

15/10/2009

The More Precious The Burden, The Heavier And More Difficult It Is To Shoulder It

22/10/2009

Watch Out For A Set Of Women And A Drink

29/10/2009

Screw Popularity Polls

05/11/2009

Popularity Polls Can Burn In Hell

12/11/2009

Popularity Polls Can...

19/11/2009

Hometowns And Boobs Are Best Thought From Afar The Whole Peeing On A Bee Sting Is A Myth. You'll Get Germs, So Don't Do It!!

26/11/2009

Beware Of Foreshadows

03/12/2009

It's Goodbye Once A Flag Is Set

10/12/2009

An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Through To The Very End

17/12/2009